He Died for Our Sins

I’m sure that at this point everybody has heard about Jdimytai Damour, the temp employee who was killed by a herd of overly eager Black Friday shoppers at a New York Wal-Mart yesterday morning. The metaphors that can be drawn from the incident are pretty obvious, but I still had to point out the final paragraph in a follow-up article from the Associated Press:

Items on sale at the Valley Stream Wal-Mart included a Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV for $798, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as “The Incredible Hulk” for $9.

If I recall correctly from my middle-school newspaper days, the last paragraph of a news article often provides additional background information relevant to the story that doesn’t fit into the overall narrative of the piece. Did the author choose to report these Wal-Mart rollbacks to help readers decide if the death was justified? You make me sick, Associated Press correspondent Colleen Long.

One Response to “He Died for Our Sins”

  1. Josh Says:

    Family Guy said it best:

    “What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would…would you kill a man?”

    American Consumerism is a terrOH GOD DID YOU SAY THE INCREDIBLE HULK FOR 9 DOLLARSible thing.

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